"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"

Ernest Hemingway (via jheneaiko)

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sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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bloodcaste:

bloodcaste:

i have zero patience for these things:

  • slow internet
  • 14 year olds who think theyre edgy bc they smoke weed on weekends
  • bronies
  • screaming babies

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AW SHIT SON

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cassmecstasy:

thewolfmansbride:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

This ruined me.

This is all wrong

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awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

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