melchiorgabor:

andrew lloyd webber looks exactly like the kind of person who would write a musical about cats

(via eenjolras)

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

tomatogami:

tomatogami:

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

i was high as fuck last night

(via i-l-l-umination)

ameliuhspond:

Never trust a person who throws away playbills.

(via eenjolras)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(via i-l-l-umination)

milesgayme:

you may think you don‘t like arctic monkeys but you like arctic monkeys

(Source: humbuh, via i-l-l-umination)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via i-l-l-umination)

codyaferg:

wow-suchbree-veryblog:

"If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?"

"Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!"

"Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis people!?"

SAME REASONS WHY IN MARIO KART YOU DON’T GET BLUE SHELLS OR LIGHTNING BOLTS WHEN YOU’RE ALREADY IN FIRST PLACE, ASSBAG.

This is honestly the best explanation I have ever seen.

(via i-l-l-umination)