werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via i-l-l-umination)

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

(via i-l-l-umination)

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

(via tyleroakley)

A V A D A
               K E D A V R A

(Source: ohhelga, via annalise-keating)

don’t know if I believe anything that I’m saying

(Source: arbors, via movienightyouidiot)